(1).....underneath my desk at work:
a) Garbage can
b) Lots of power cables for computer equipment, adding machine, etc.
c) Random things that have fallen so deep under that I'm too lazy to bend my ass over and retrieve them, ie a binder clip, a plastic cup, a light blue highligher pen.
d) What else? Oh yeah, and this.......
SOLDIER! . . (2) ...right next to my foot in case I want to kick them. 
SOLDIER'S STUFFED BALL!* *1D makes sure that 2 constantly gravitates to my right foot throughout the day. He is considerate about making sure I don't have to go far to throw/kick 2 so that he can run as fast as he can after it in order to make a miraculous catch off the wall or something of the like. |
Awwwww! He's a precious looking pup. Pat the top of his head for me!