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A sampling of average conversations with my friend April....
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Today, April and I saw the movie Invincible (a pretty good movie, a great soundtrack) which is a true story about 30 year old Vincent Papale (puh-PAW-lee, played by Mark Wahlberg), a substitute teacher that shocks himself, his friends, and his family by trying out for the Philadelphia Eagles and making the team. At the end they show footage of the real Papale in all his glory. The following conversation took place as the credits were rolling:

April: Wow, the real Vincent Papale is much taller than Marky Mark.

Me: Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have his own Funky Bunch. :::pause::: Well, he might, but I think it might be a different kind of funky bunch.


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As we were eating dinner a lady walked by our window in a half shirt whose stomach looked like this:
April: Geez.....do you think she's pregnant?
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Me: No, I think she had a baby 8 months ago and just stuffed it back in today.
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:::Flash back to about a year ago when April and I were at the Gilroy Garlic Festival:::
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At the end of the day, as we were waiting in line for the shuttle back to the parking field, April was enjoying a Banana Shaved Ice. Apparently I had some look on my face that made her laugh....the fun part of this is that she had just inhaled a huge bite of said shaved ice and banana juice shot out of her mouth and into my face with her burst of laughter. I was not amused, especially since I didn't get to enjoy whatever funny look I had apparently made AND I think Banana Shaved Ice is disgusting especially when mixed with someone else's saliva AND neither of us had anything to wipe it off with (except my shirt).
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:::Flash forward to dinner tonight:::
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Waiter (as he tied on April's bib to save her from Cioppino droppings): Can I get you guys anything else?
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Me: Yes, I would like one of those bibs.....she spits when she eats.
posted by othur-me @ 9:29 PM  
5 Comments:
  • At 4:43 AM, Blogger Killer said…

    Your drawing looks like a side view of a pretty good boob.
    It makes me feel funny.

     
  • At 6:41 AM, Blogger Jane said…

    I think it looks like a boob without a nipple.

    Are you and April lovers? (I can't help it. I'm nosey.) Where did you guys meet? How long have you been friends?

    Aren't friends great?

     
  • At 9:48 AM, Blogger othur-me said…

    Killer - I noticed the boob thing after I drew it, but it is also an identical replica of this lady's stomach. I was trying to display the hang down factor (and just HOW pregnant she was). Who knew that boobs and ladies who are 10 months pregnant have the same profile. The good news for me is I may have a future in the porn cartoon industry if I ever need it.

    jane - met on the internet. Had a brief thing a few years ago, and maintained friendship afterwards.

     
  • At 2:11 PM, Blogger Jester said…

    Othur - sounds something like some of OUR conversations, only less dirty.

    You know what they say about April Showers...

    I just realized that would make a good name for one of your new cartoon porn characters.

     
  • At 6:49 PM, Blogger don't call me MA'AM said…

    I see women walk around like the one in your drawing... wearing belly shirts, but they're not pregnant. Just nasty.

     
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