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Monday, August 28, 2006

Because chewing on an apple aint worth spit!
(...and because its not quite gross enough for my roommate to leave a
rotting apple core next to my computer keyboard, so instead he chooses an
uncapped diet coke bottle full of lovely brown tobacco-saliva muck.)
posted by othur-me @ 5:02 PM  
8 Comments:
  • At 6:43 PM, Blogger don't call me MA'AM said…

    Apple? Really?

    The grossest experience of my LIFE (and this means something since I have given birth twice) involved a Diet Coke can and chew. Gah. I'm getting nauseous just thinking of it.

     
  • At 6:10 PM, Blogger Jester said…

    At least it's in a clear bottle and you can see what you're about to drink. A can is OH so worse.

     
  • At 4:38 PM, Blogger Bianca Roland said…

    Dip is just nasty. If I were to meet the perfect man, gorgeous, rich, intelligent, well dressed, can cook, etc., and he were a dipper? I would't touch him with a 10 foot pole.

     
  • At 4:52 PM, Blogger othur-me said…

    And Bianca, if you find the perfect woman, gorgeous, rich, not very intelligent, underdressed, who loves to chew.....I would be happy to introduce my roommat to her.

     
  • At 10:08 PM, Blogger Red said…

    Ewww. It's like Jolly Ranchers meets disgustingness.

     
  • At 11:09 PM, Blogger othur-me said…

    Believe it or not there are other companies that make strange tobacco flavors (I learned in the process of writing this post when I was trying to find a picture of the can online unsuccessfuly and ultimately paid $5 for a can to buy and take a picture of myself only to throw the tobacco away later) like peach and cherry and vanilla.

    You are all welcome for the money I spend to entertain (myself).

     
  • At 8:28 AM, Blogger Killer said…

    It is necessary to create candy like tobacco these days since the anti-tobacco legions have hammered society with it's "tobacco is bad" propaganda. The candy like tobacco is imperative in the quest to get young kids to begin the life long journey to cancer.

     
  • At 2:41 PM, Blogger othur-me said…

    I can't wait until they start making entree flavored tobacco. Like tuna casserole, chipped beef, and cashew chicken! MMMM yumm!

     
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