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Saturday, June 10, 2006
Source: KNTV Channel 11 News (San Francisco/San Jose)
Date: 6/9/06, 11:25-ish

Female Newscaster (throwing it over to sports): So, Jim [name changed to protect the stupid], it looks like a lot of people will be watching soccer this weekend.
Sportscaster: That’s right, Anne [also changed], approximately 30 billion people will be watching the World Cup. More on that when we return.*

Thoughts: 30 billion! Wow! This does prove human life exists on other planets! And they have TV’s! Either that or China is growing faster than we thought.

*I wish I could say this was taken out of context, but when they returned from commercials, he repeated the number 30 billion again.
posted by othur-me @ 9:11 AM  
  • At 6:45 PM, Blogger Jester said…

    maybe he's allowing for multiple personalities...

    and dead people...

    and the entire population of Atlantis...

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